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| Dream Community Christmas Card 2013 |
It's holiday season at the Dream Community. A special time of the year to remember the small things that make our cultures unique.
Thanksgiving aka. Sexy Chicken Party
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Chicken God
Thanksgiving went much like I believe the first Thanksgiving might have gone. The Americans had some idea of celebrations back home... of roasted turkey and cranberry sauce. The natives made a party that looked like a breeding room at a zoo built by kindergarden teachers from Florida and told everyone to dress like sexy chickens. There was dancing and a mambo line and a giant inflatable pecking chicken. The puritans were uncomfortable in their paper and cardboard outfits. |
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| Pilgrims |
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| Amy spent all day preparing the most glorious meal. |
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| The dinner was preceded by native drumming and some kind of chicken dance. |
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| The puritans insisted on praying before our meal. |
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| The custom of prayer was lost on everyone. |
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| By the time all photos were taken and the meal was served, everyone was starving and cold. |
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| After all had eaten, the puritans accused the natives of living in heathenism and declared the land of the Dream Community to be AMERICA. |
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| The pilgrims accused Gordon of witchcraft. |
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| Gordon was made to accept the ways of the pilgrims and revoke his un-christian way of life. |
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| Everyone left the evening feeling confused but satiated with bellies full of turkey and pie. |
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